2012 Olympics Men's 100 meter Final Spoiler Alert - Fastest Man in The World 2012 Olympics

CTV Announcer: Stay tuned to find out who is the fastest man in the world. In only 40 minutes, we'll find out. Let's return to Women's Volleyball.

Shelley, Brother Spencer, Sister-in-law Jenny: That is going to be an awesome race.
Mom: I know who won. We watched it earlier. It was...
Shelley: Noooooo!!!!!!! Please don't share.
Spencer: Like when you shared the results of the Women's Bronze Medal Soccer match. We weren't even out of the car and you told us Canada won in the 92nd minute, 1- 0.
Mom: Oh for God sakes Spencer. It was on all the radio stations.
Spencer: But, you need to ask if people want to know. They might want to watch it later.
Mom: Were you going to watch it later?
Spencer: No. But that's not the point?
Mom: What is your point?
Spencer: My point is... my point is... ahhhh. There is no point.
Everyone: Ha! Ha! Ha!

CTV Announcer: Stay tuned. In 30 minutes, the fastest man in the world will be decided. But for now, let's go to the pool where...
Mom: The Canadian in lane 2 never catches the leader. He comes second.
Shelley and Spencer: Nooooo!!!! No telling results. You were supposed to ask.
Dad: What other results would you like to know?
Everyone: Ha! Ha! Ha!

CTV Announcer: Stay tuned. In 20 minutes we are going to show you the fastest man in the world. But now, let's check on wrestling where Canada's Tonya Verbeek is warming up for her gold medal bout...

Jenny: I really want to see this bout. I used to wrestle against Tonya in High School. Please don't tell.
Mom: I didn't see that one. You're safe.
Everyone: Ha! Ha! Ha!

CTV Announcer: Stay tuned. In 10 minutes we are going to show you the fastest man in the world. Time to check back in on Volleyball...

Spencer: Why is there a player in a different colour uniform?
Shelley: She's the libero.
Spencer: What does that mean?
Mom: Liberrrrghhooo.
Shelley: No. Libero.
Dad: You should have seen Italy beat the US in the quarter finals. They cleaned them. The US never had a chance.
Shelley: Are you sure? I thought they were unbeaten.
Dad: Absolutely.
CTV Announcer: And Brazil wins. That sets up a Brazil- US final. A repeat of Beijing in 2008.
Shelley: But you just said...
Dad: I meant the men's. 
Everyone: Ha! Ha! Ha!

CTV Announcer: Stay tuned. In less than 3 minutes CTV brings you the race the world has been waiting for. The race that will decide once and for all who is the fastest man in the world. But first, were going to break for a commercial...
Everyone: Yesssss!!!!!
Mom: If you watch closely, you'll see someone throw a water bottle.
Shelley: No. No talking. Absolutely no talking during the race... I am so looking forward to this. I wonder if Bolt will redeem himself after the World's. Can't believe he...
Mom: I thought you just said, "No talking."
Shelley: Sorry. Sorry. You're right. I'm just pretty excited. OK. Not long now.
Mom: You're still talking.
Everyone: Ha! Ha! Ha!

CTV Commercial: Tonight on the "CTV National News" Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the world.

Shelley and John