Sanding, sanding, sanding, sanding, sanding, sanding.................
John: Sighhhhhhhhhh...
Shelley:...
John: Sighhhhhhhhhh...
Shelley:...
John: SIGHHHHHHH.......
Shelley: OK. What's wrong?
John: Nothing's wrong. Sighhhhhhhhhh...
Shelley: Then why are you sighing?
John: I'm not. Sighhhhhhhhhh...
Shelley: You just sighed again.
John: I didn't. Sighhhhhhhhhh...
Shelley: Holy Christ! What is wrong with you?
John: I'm hot. Sighhhhhhhhhh...
Shelley: Then take off some layers. Get a drink. Jesus.
John: And It's taken over two hours to sand these walls and we've still not finished the first floor. Sighhhhhhhhhh...
Shelley: At least it's faster than mudding.
John: I don't care. I don't want to sand any more. I want to build something. Like a deck. Sighhhhhhhhhh...
Shelley: But look outside. No one's building a deck.
John: Also, I'm hungry. Lunch was supposed to be here an hour and a half ago. You know me. When I'm hungry, I'm hungry. Sighhhhhhhhhh...
Shelley: I hardly think you are going to starve.
John: You don't know that. Sighhhhhhhhhh...
Shelley: You're right. But I do know this, if you don't go upstairs or outside, I'm going to lose it.
John: How is that going to change anything? Sighhhhhhhhhh...
Shelley: It will change the fact that I won't have to listen to you sighing any more. Go.
John: You are not the boss of me!
Shelley: You are driving me freakin' bat s@#$ crazy!!!!
John: I knew if I told you, you wouldn't understand. That's what you get when you force stuff out of me. Sighhhhhhhhhh...
Shelley: HO-LEEEE CARAPPPP!!!!!!!! That's it. I've had enough.
John: You've had enough? You've had enough? What about this morning, when I accidently shut the car door on your knee, and you yelled,
" F@#$%er!!" ?
Shelley: It was my bad knee!!!
John: I apologized. Suggested we start over. But you threw half a peanut butter sandwich on the dash and yelled,
"Enjoy your breakfast!"
Tell you what, I'VE HAD ENOUGH! And if I want to sigh, I'm going to sigh. You are not going to stop me!
SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelley: Oh really? See this trawl, SIGHER??? I AM GOING TO TAKE THIS TRAWL, HEAD OVER TO WHERE YOU ARE STANDING AND SIGHING AND...
Chairman of Habitat for Humanity North Island, Ron with Shaw Camera Man: Hi Shelley. John. Don't mind us. We've been filming for Shaw Cable TV. Just pretend that we're not here and carry on with what you were doing.
Sanding, sanding, sanding, sanding, sanding, sanding.................
Shelley and John
If you enjoyed tip #12, here's the link to "How to Stay Happily Married Tip #1 Keep Things Even"
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