Dear World,
It has come to our attention that certain individuals (SNL, Jay Leno, plus countless others, have been spoofing, ridiculing Brad Pitt’s recently premiered Chanel #5’s commercial. We believe if we explain his dialogue, line for line, it will end the mean spirited mockery.
"It's not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns, and we turn with it. Plans disappear, dreams take over. But wherever I go, there you are. My luck. My fate. My fortune. Chanel No. 5. Inevitable."
It’s not a journey
Chanel #5 is not a trip
every journey ends,
Perfumes die a quick death; such as Katy Perry’s Purr, Nicole Polizzi’s Snooki, to name a couple,
but
but
we go on.
Chanel #5 and I (Brad,) both icons, will persevere with this ad campaign despite what the world thinks, says, etc.
The world turns
I (Brad) am referencing “As The World Turns” an American soap opera that ended in 2010, but was picked up by syndication, somewhere
and
and
we turn with it.
Chanel #5 and I (Brad) are now in your stores, magazines, posters, bill boards, youtube,TV...
Plans disappear.
I (Brad) left one of America’s most beloved actresses
and hooked up with a bad Ass woman, adopted, fathered kid after kid,
Dreams take over.
Dreams about being single, doing whatever you want, whenever you want, like this commercial,
But
But
wherever I go,
wherever I (Brad) go, America, Europe, Cambodia, Africa, South America, basically where Angeline tells me,
there you are.
there you are, money.
My luck.
Have been a little down on my luck because I (Brad) haven’t really done anything since, “Moneyball.” Fingers crossed “World War Z” is not a sleeper.
My fate.
Making this 30 second ad for...
My fortune.
7 million and there’s more in the pipe. Boo Yah!
Chanel No. 5
A gross old lady perfume. Even Cougars wouldn’t touch this stuff.
Inevitable.
Brad Pitt.
There you are,
Team Brad Pitt
PS: This message was approved by Brad Pitt.
Shelley and John
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