On our way to watch our nephew, Dan, play lacrosse, we stopped at the
Sea Cider Farm & Ciderhouse - Saanichton, BC
to check out Andrew and Ash's wedding venue.
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| Our nephew Logan |
We couldn't possibly leave
until we sampled
some ciders.
Nine of them
in all.
Opposing team's parents: Let's go boys! You can do this!
Shelley: Hey! Shannon. Since we've been to the Cider House for a cider tasting and don't care how loud we are, let's out cheer them.
Shannon: You're right. I'll yell "One Two Three" Everyone else you yell, "Blue! Blue! Blue!" Got it?
Everyone: Got it!
Shannon: One! Two! Three!
Everyone: Blue! Blue! Blue! Whoop! Whoop! Yay!
Shelley: Hey! Shannon. There's Dan. Do you think he sees us?
Shannon and Shelley: Hey Dan! Go Dan! Go get 'em Dan. DAN! YOOHOOOOO!!!!! YAAAAYYYYY!!!!! DAN!!!!!!!!!!
Shannon: WT? Holy Christ. Did they choose the biggest kid on purpose to be goalie?
Shenley: Not really. He's smaller than Dan.
Shannon: I think he's huge. Wait a sec. What's going on? That goalie's thingamadooddies are bigger than our goalie's thingamadooddies!
Shelley: What's that about? Right Shannon?
Shannon: Right! Whoah! Ouch! Did you just see that? Hey! That can't be fair! Is that legal, John?
John: I've no idea. I don't know the game.
Shenley: It's legal.
Shannon: You're kidding me. I don't... Yeouchhhh! Owww! That's got to hurt. Shenley, what kind of parents are you to let Dan play this game?
Shenley: Did you see the size of Dan?
Everyone: Yayyyy! Blue just scored!! Tied game!!
Shannon: That was wild! Ha! Ha! Ha! I was saving that one. High Five. Yeeeiiikkkes!!! That guy was just hit on the head. With a stick. Penalty. Hey! REF!! PENALTY!
Marina: He wasn't hit on the head.
Shannon: Yes he was. I saw him get hit on the head.
Marina: I don't t think he was hit on the head.
Shelley: Definitely he was hit on the head. Right Shannon?
Shannon: Right. Definitely he was hit on the head. REF! HEY REFFEREE!! YOU NEED TO CALL THAT!!!
Marina: (Whispering) What's wrong with your sisters?
Shannon: You're right. I'll yell "One Two Three" Everyone else you yell, "Blue! Blue! Blue!" Got it?
Everyone: Got it!
Shannon: One! Two! Three!
Everyone: Blue! Blue! Blue! Whoop! Whoop! Yay!
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| Brother Shenley, Sister-in-law Marina, Husband John, Shelley, Sister Shannon, Nephew Logan, Brother-in-law, Keith |
Shannon and Shelley: Hey Dan! Go Dan! Go get 'em Dan. DAN! YOOHOOOOO!!!!! YAAAAYYYYY!!!!! DAN!!!!!!!!!!
Shannon: WT? Holy Christ. Did they choose the biggest kid on purpose to be goalie?
Shenley: Not really. He's smaller than Dan.
Shannon: I think he's huge. Wait a sec. What's going on? That goalie's thingamadooddies are bigger than our goalie's thingamadooddies!
Shelley: What's that about? Right Shannon?
Shannon: Right! Whoah! Ouch! Did you just see that? Hey! That can't be fair! Is that legal, John?
John: I've no idea. I don't know the game.
Shenley: It's legal.
Shannon: You're kidding me. I don't... Yeouchhhh! Owww! That's got to hurt. Shenley, what kind of parents are you to let Dan play this game?
Shenley: Did you see the size of Dan?
Everyone: Yayyyy! Blue just scored!! Tied game!!
Shannon: That was wild! Ha! Ha! Ha! I was saving that one. High Five. Yeeeiiikkkes!!! That guy was just hit on the head. With a stick. Penalty. Hey! REF!! PENALTY!
Marina: He wasn't hit on the head.
Shannon: Yes he was. I saw him get hit on the head.
Marina: I don't t think he was hit on the head.
Shelley: Definitely he was hit on the head. Right Shannon?
Shannon: Right. Definitely he was hit on the head. REF! HEY REFFEREE!! YOU NEED TO CALL THAT!!!
Marina: (Whispering) What's wrong with your sisters?
Shenley: Not much. Just classic Orr sister behaviour when they get together. Sit back and enjoy.
Shannon and Shelley: OMG! Can you imagine what it would have been like if we had those sticks growing up? Brutal!!!
Shannon: Take that! Whack! Bonk!
Shelley: OWWW!!! You just hit me on the head with that stick! Why you little... Whack! Whack! Bonk! Bonk!
Shelley and Shannon: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Shannon and Shelley: OMG! Can you imagine what it would have been like if we had those sticks growing up? Brutal!!!
Shannon: Take that! Whack! Bonk!
Shelley: OWWW!!! You just hit me on the head with that stick! Why you little... Whack! Whack! Bonk! Bonk!
Shelley and Shannon: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Opponents' parents: Yayyy! Goal!! Tied game!
Shelley: Hey Shannon. Time for a cheer.
Shannon: I've got this. One! Two! Three!
Shannon: THINGS GONE WILD!!!!
at the same time as...
at the same time as...
Everyone else: Wild! Wild! Wild!
Shelley: Hey Shannon.You changed it.
Shannon: I know. I thought i'd throw it in. Get it?
Shannon and Shelley: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Shannon: Where did this game come from?
Shenley: The First Nations.
Shannon: Really?
Shenley: Yep. It's Canada's National sport.
Shannon: Hmmmm. Must keep that in mind for future reference.
Shannon: Let's go Bluuueuhhh! Shoot. Shoot! SHOOT!!!! SHOOT!!!! What's going on? John, why aren't they shooting?
Shenley: Yep. It's Canada's National sport.
Shannon: Hmmmm. Must keep that in mind for future reference.
Shannon: Let's go Bluuueuhhh! Shoot. Shoot! SHOOT!!!! SHOOT!!!! What's going on? John, why aren't they shooting?
John: I have no idea. I don't know the game.
Shenley: They're killing the penalty. OK, penalty's over. They'll shoot now.
Logan: Auntie Shelley. Mom never cheered like this at my swim meets.
Keith: That's because this is the perfect venue for your mom to yell all she wants.
Shannon: Isn't it funny that when I played the drums at that pub, everyone was all bent out of shape. Here everyone loves it.
Shelley: "I" loved you on the drums.
Shannon and Shelley: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Shannon: Jesus. What kind of shot is that? John. Why do they keep shooting right at the goalie's chest?
John: I have no idea. I don't know the game.
Marina: They're aiming for the corners.
Shannon: Why don't they do the bouncy thingy? The bouncy thingy is definitely a better way to score.
Shelley: Hey Shannon. You should text the coach and tell him that.
Shannon: I just might.
Shenley: They're killing the penalty. OK, penalty's over. They'll shoot now.
Logan: Auntie Shelley. Mom never cheered like this at my swim meets.
Keith: That's because this is the perfect venue for your mom to yell all she wants.
Shannon: Isn't it funny that when I played the drums at that pub, everyone was all bent out of shape. Here everyone loves it.
Shelley: "I" loved you on the drums.
Shannon and Shelley: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Shannon: Jesus. What kind of shot is that? John. Why do they keep shooting right at the goalie's chest?
John: I have no idea. I don't know the game.
Marina: They're aiming for the corners.
Shannon: Why don't they do the bouncy thingy? The bouncy thingy is definitely a better way to score.
Shelley: Hey Shannon. You should text the coach and tell him that.
Shannon: I just might.
Everyone: Goal. Yayyyyy!!!! We're winning by one goal!!
Shannon: Wild! Wild! Wild! Hey!??? Referee!!! Nothing wrong with that! John, what was that whistle for?
John: I have no idea. I don't know the game.
Shenley: It's called interference.
Shelley: Hey Shannon. Did you see that?
Shannon: I sure did. HEY!!!! Three whites on one blue. REF!!! You need to call that. I know that rule. It’s called interference. INTERFERENCE REF!!!
Everyone: 10, 9, 8, 7,6,5,4,3,2,1 YAYYY!!!!!! WE WON!!!!!! ON TO THE FINALS!!!
Shannon: Good thing we won. Otherwise I would have had to go and speak to the ref. about missing that interference call. Boy, If I had known watching lacrosse was so much fun, I would have gone to all of the games.
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| Gold Medal Winner Dan |
3 comments:
There is nothing in the world that isn't more fun with a few glasses of cider. hee hee!
You are clearly not just mad but a social mad person.
This would require me to take pills with the alcohol.
Good one Vicar.
I agree. One of the benefits of being 52. You can do basically get away with anything. :)
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