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ShelleyAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06889246053433038554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-144309491959019654.post-2640212628056883142012-12-30T16:16:00.000-09:002012-12-30T16:16:33.809-09:00Get Your Knickers Off<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Thanks for helping me make <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shenley's Birthday card.</strong> Pretty funny, right?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Sure was.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Marina's card was <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">so</strong> romantic. Why don't you give <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">me</strong> cards like that?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Because you would laugh at me.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> That's true. How <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">sad</strong> is that? John, I don't think <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">we're</strong> romantic.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Of course we are. I <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">bought</strong> you flowers on <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Andrew's birthday.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> You <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">picked</strong> wild flowers in <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Joshua Tree National Park.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> I could have been arrested by a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Ranger.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Oh please. I have an idea. Let's be romantic for the rest of the<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> evening.</strong> Starting <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">now.</strong> Kiss me... <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Euhhh!</strong> Why'd you lick my <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">neck?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> I thought it would be<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> romantic</strong> to try something new.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> It's gross.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> What if I lightly <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">stroke your arms</strong>?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> No! You're making my <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">skin itchy. </strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Look <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">deeply</strong> into your eyes <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">without blinking?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> No. That's <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">creepy.</strong> Ahhh.... There's no hope.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> There is. Sit down. I'm going to recite a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">poem</strong> I wrote for you, before we were married. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Ahem.</strong></div>
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My<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> heart</strong> cries out with <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">pain</strong></div>
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As you get on that <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">big silver bird in the sky</strong>...</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">WTF?</strong> Why are you laughing?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> You already used<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> "big silver bird in the sky"</strong> in a poem to an ex girlfriend. It's hardly romantic to <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">recycle lines.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </strong>Why don't you give it a shot,<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> Miss Bronte?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: </strong>Fine. It might not be perfect. But at least it will be <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">original. </strong></div>
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You are my <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">heart</strong></div>
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My <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">heart.</strong> My <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">heart.</strong></div>
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You are my <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">soul.</strong></div>
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My <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">soul.</strong> My <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">soul.</strong></div>
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My eyes drip with <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">diamond tears</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Diamond tears. Diamond tears.</strong></div>
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I will do anything for <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">you.</strong></div>
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For<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> you. </strong>For<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> you.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">The end.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Heh! Heh! Heh! Come here little lady and prove it.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: </strong>That's <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">so</strong> wrong on<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> so</strong> many levels.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Give us a hug.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Ahhhhh...now that's<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> romantic...</strong> Huh! Did you <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">burp</strong> in my ear?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> No. That's <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">rude.</strong> Go sit on the couch. I'll get us a drink, set up a movie, and we'll<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> cuddle.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: OK................................................ </strong>That would be my <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">bum.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Oh sorry. My hand <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">accidently...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Stop <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">groping</strong> me.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> It's not <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">groping.</strong> It's...</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: </strong>Really? Really? <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Passing gas</strong>? Forget it.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Why don't we stop trying to be like Shenley and Marina and be ourselves?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: </strong>You're right. We'll be romantic, Smith style.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Exactly. Now <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">darling,</strong> get your <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">knickers off. </strong>Just had <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">10 pints down at the pub.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Sighhhhhhhhhh...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> OK. What's wrong?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Nothing's wrong. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Sighhhhhhhhhh...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Then why are you sighing?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </strong>I'm not. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Sighhhhhhhhhh...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: </strong>You<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> just</strong> sighed again.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> I didn't. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Sighhhhhhhhhh...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: Holy Christ!</strong> What is wrong with you?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </strong>I'm <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">hot. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Sighhhhhhhhhh...</strong></strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Then take off some layers. Get a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">drink. Jesus.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">And</strong> It's taken over<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> two hours</strong> to sand these walls <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">and</strong> we've still <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">not finished the first floor. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Sighhhhhhhhhh...</strong></strong></strong></strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: </strong>At least it's faster than <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">mudding.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> I <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">don't</strong> care. I <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">don't</strong> want to sand any more. I want to<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> build something.</strong> Like a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">deck. Sighhhhhhhhhh...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> But look outside. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">No one's</strong> building a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">deck.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </strong>Also, I'm hungry. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Lunch</strong> was supposed to be here <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">an hour and a half ago.</strong> You know me. When I'm hungry, I'm hungry. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Sighhhhhhhhhh...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: I</strong> hardly think <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">you are</strong> going to <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">starve.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">You</strong> don't know that. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Sighhhhhhhhhh...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> You're right. But<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> I do know this,</strong> if you don't go <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">upstairs or outside,</strong> I'm going to lose it.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> How is that going to change anything? <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Sighhhhhhhhhh...</strong></strong></strong></strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> It will change the fact that I won't have to listen to you <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">sighing</strong> any more. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Go.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: You</strong> are not the boss of <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">me!</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> I knew if I told you, you wouldn't understand. That's what you get when you <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">force</strong> stuff out of me.<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> Sighhhhhhhhhh...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">HO-LEEEE CARAPPPP!!!!!!!! </strong>That's it. I've had <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">enough.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </strong>You've had<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> enough?</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">You've had enough?</strong> What about this morning, when I accidently shut the car door on your knee, and you yelled,</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">" F@#$%er!!" ?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> It<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> was</strong> my bad <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">knee!!!</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </strong>I apologized. Suggested we start over. But you threw half a peanut butter sandwich on the dash and yelled,</div>
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Tell <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">you</strong> what,<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> I'VE HAD ENOUGH!</strong> And if I want to sigh, I'm going to sigh. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">You</strong> are not going to stop me!</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: Oh really? See this trawl, </strong><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">SIGHER???</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> I AM GOING TO TAKE THIS TRAWL, HEAD OVER TO WHERE YOU ARE STANDING AND SIGHING AND...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Chairman of Habitat for Humanity North Island, Ron with Shaw Camera Man:</strong> Hi Shelley. John. Don't mind us. We've been <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">filming for Shaw Cable TV.</strong> Just pretend that we're not here and carry on with what you were doing.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">If there were a real Fountain of Youth, would you drink the water?</strong></div>
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I'm not sure if<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> I</strong> would drink the water... <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">yet,</strong> but last year I met <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">a woman</strong> from <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Sugarland, Texas,</strong> who, if given the opportunity, would have <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">chugged</strong> from the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Fountain of Youth.</strong> I met her at a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Super Bowl Party</strong> that my brother,<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> Steve</strong> and sister-in-law <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley</strong> (My partner in crime) took John and me to.</div>
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Not going to lie, I'd already consumed a<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> few glasses of wine</strong> before I struck up a conversation. John says it was more like a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">vat of wine.</strong> He exaggerates.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> Thank you. Cheers. So, let me get this straight. You have a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">level 5 black belt</strong> in <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">karate,</strong> manage your own<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> Dojo,</strong> have <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">two kids</strong> in their twenties, say you're just over <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">fifty,</strong> but don't look a day over <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">forty.</strong> I'm the same age, but my <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">eyebrows</strong> are falling out, I have <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">wrinkles</strong> here, here and<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> here,</strong> along with <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">sun damage.</strong> What's your <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">secret?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Hostess's friend: </strong>To start off I've had my <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">eyebrows tattooed.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> You're kidding me? Didn't know you could do that. Mind if I get a little closer and look? Well, I'll be<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> damned,</strong> so they are. I'll just touch them. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Hmmm... that's amazing.</strong> Hey. Your eye liner is perfect too.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Joyce:</strong> Also<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> tattooed.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> No <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">S@#$!!!!!!!</strong> While I'm up close and personal, anything else you want to share? What about your forehead? Not one <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">wrinkle.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Hostess:</strong> More wine?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> Wine not? <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Cheers! </strong>Try frowning. Nope. Nothing. Smooth as a baby's bottom. Look Shelley.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Hostess's friend: Botox.</strong> But shhhhhhhh...</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> Of course. Of course. Sorry. And no lines around your eyes because?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Hostess's friend: </strong>Also <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Botox.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> Man.That <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">S@#t</strong> is amazing. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Freakin' unbelievable!</strong> And your lips? Don't tell me. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Botox?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Hostess's friend: </strong>Correct. Notice anything else about them?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> Aside from the fact that your lipstick's perfect?<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> WTF????</strong> No way. They're tattooed too?</div>
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<em style="color: inherit; font-style: italic; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Example of tattooed lips.</em></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Hostess:</strong> More wine?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">FILL 'ER UP!!!! CHEERS!!!!!! </strong>No way. What if you want to change your<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> lipstick colour?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Hostess's friend: </strong>Just apply it over the top. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Hey, what are you doing?</strong> Stop rubbing my <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">lips!!!</strong> What the... ?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> Just checking, in case you're trying to pull one over on me.<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!</strong> Hey, want to be in a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Crack Gang?</strong> I'm going to start one. Shelley and I are the first members. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">I'm</strong> the leader because<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> I</strong> thought of it.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Hostess's friend:</strong> Uhhh....</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> But you have to show the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">crack of your bum</strong> first. Right Shelley?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> That's right.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> It's because I forgot my <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">belt</strong> tonight. Get it? <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">OH! HA! HA! HA</strong>! Stand up. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">STAND UP!!!!</strong> There you go.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Hostess's friend:</strong> Uhhh.....</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> Once you show your <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">crack</strong>, you're in. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Got any more wine?</strong> We'll need to toast the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">new member.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Hostess:</strong> Uhhhh....</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> Never mind.<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> HIAYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">SHELLLEYYYYY!!!!!!!</strong> Did you see <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">where</strong> I kicked her? Right in the... <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">OH! HA! HA! HA! </strong>Right in the... <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">OH! HA! HA! HA! </strong>She never even made an attempt to block my <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Kung Fu Kick.</strong> Didn't even<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> twitch. What is up with that???? OH! HA! HA! HA! </strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> She's sober. Time to go.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> Good call. We're <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">sooooo</strong> out of here. What a<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> fake.</strong> Just like the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">rest of her.</strong></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06889246053433038554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-144309491959019654.post-54339482973251080602012-12-22T07:12:00.000-09:002012-12-22T07:12:04.655-09:00I Know that Christmas is for Giving...but<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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We politely declined ,<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> "Sorry. Next time."</strong></div>
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Although she said, <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">"No problem."</strong> Her <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">withering gaze</strong> said something else,</div>
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"What a couple of stingy <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">A@@ H$%^#s!.</strong>"</div>
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John and I <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">blushed</strong> with shame. I rushed to explain, "Actually, <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">these ten items</strong> are our donation to a food bank in<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> Ladysmith</strong>... For the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Cinnamon Fun Run... </strong>On <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Sunday.</strong>"</div>
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Her eyes <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">did not</strong> soften. They turned into <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">ice.</strong></div>
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I whispered to John, "Let's give her <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">one of the cans.</strong>"</div>
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John whispered back, "Then we'll have to line up again and it's rush hour in here. We're good."</div>
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We <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">hastened</strong> to pack our groceries, but a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">perky young girl, who was raising money for her dance team,</strong> beat us to it. Making sure<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> Miss Cashier</strong> witnessed our generosity, <b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">w</b>e dropped <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">2 bucks</strong> into the jar. The guy behind us threw in<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">five bucks.</strong></strong></div>
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"Oh my God John. I am so uncomfortable right now. I am having the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">mother of all mothers</strong> of a<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> hot flash.</strong> My entire body is <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">dripping in sweat</strong>. Let's <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">go back</strong> and add <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">three more dollars.</strong></div>
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"Shelley, leave it. Next time we come back, we'll give her<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> five."</strong></div>
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We <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">slinked</strong> towards the exit, but as luck would have it, <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">four Salvation Army Officers </strong>were guarding the doors.</div>
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John added a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Toonie</strong> to their collection. They smiled their thanks, but now being <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">super duper paranoid,</strong> I swear I could hear their thoughts.</div>
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"A<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> Toonie</strong>? You are not getting into <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Heaven with a Toonie, buster.</strong> A <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">snowball in Hell</strong> would have a better chance than <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">you.</strong>"</div>
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Even though we've continued to donate money to various causes since then, and throughout the year, we can't shake the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">guilty feeling</strong> that we <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">don't give enough</strong> or <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">often enough. </strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Until tonight.</strong></div>
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Tonight, we went to the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">"FOOD. SHELTER. MUSIC."</strong> night at the<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> Waverly Hotel</strong> in <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Cumberland, Vancouver Island. </strong>According to<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> "What's on" </strong>the entrance fee for the annual money raiser was <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">food donations.</strong> However, as we were waiting to donate our cans of food, the woman working the door remarked to the couple ahead of us, " We will gladly accept food, a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">money donation</strong> or <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">both.</strong>" The husband gave her his food, quickly dug into his wallet and passed over <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">five dollars.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Rookie mistake.</strong></div>
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The Smiths handed over a<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> twenty.</strong></div>
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God knows, I've tried everything to improve my short term memory. But nothing has worked. Time to write Santa.</div>
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Dear Santa,</div>
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All I want for Christmas is... Oh Damn it, I forgot. Ever since cruel, heartless menopause set in, my <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">short term memory </strong>has become almost nonexistent. In fact, <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Santa,</strong> after reading these examples of my memory loss, you will be so shocked, you'll immediately stuff <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">"one short term memory"</strong> into that<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> humongous red toy sack</strong> of yours.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">My first example takes place when John and I were riding the chairlift....</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> John?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Yes?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley</strong>: I was thinking, for Christmas.... for Christmas.... What the Hell was I going to say?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> You were thinking, for Christmas...</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: </strong>Right. For Christmas, do you think we should give Andrew and Ash...</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> We should give Andrew and Ash... what?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Nope. I've got nothing.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Santa, it's even worse if I get stressed. For instance, last Saturday John and I went to a Habitat for Humanity Christmas party. ( Which I invited ourselves to, but that's another story) </strong><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">and at one point when I was introducing John and myself to a group of people...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Hi. I'm Shelley and this is... this is... Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! You two go ahead and introduce yourselves.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Hi. I'm Shelley's husband, John.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Pretty bad, huh? And what about when John and I went snowshoeing?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: </strong>Let's play a game. I say a word. You have to repeat it and then add a word to the list. Cow.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Cow. House.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Cow. House. Winter.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </strong>Cow. House. Winter. Snow.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Cow. House. Winter. Flower.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> No. Flower's wrong.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Are you sure?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Of course I am.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Fine. Fire?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> No.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Computer?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> No.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Boat?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> No.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Sky?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> No.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Book? Pen? Pencil? Picture?<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> Killer??!!!!</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> No. No. No. No. And No.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Holy Christ. Just tell me. What was it?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> No.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Don't be silly. Just tell me.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> No.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Why won't you tell me?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> If I tell you, that means I win.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Fine. You win. What was the word?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Wait a sec. You can't remember either, can you?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </strong>No.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">On second thought Santa, better make that two short term memories.</strong></div>
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Merry Christmas Santa,</div>
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John and I recently went snowboarding on Mt. Washington. <a data-mce-href="http://www.mountwashington.ca/" href="http://www.mountwashington.ca/" style="color: #1b8be0; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625; text-decoration: none;">Mt. Washington, Vancouver Island</a>. The sun was out, but it was cold. So cold, that by the time we reached the top of the mountain, we had covered our faces. I learned the importance of protecting exposed skin from extremely low temperatures at the ripe old age of eight. At that time, we lived in Bentley, Alberta. Despite Bentley's bitterly cold winters, we kids still spent hours outside playing. The day I learned my lesson, was no exception. After skating on a frozen pond for the entire afternoon, I remember heading back to my house, shedding my snow gear and running into the bathroom.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">OH! NOOOOOO!!!!!! MY NOSE!!! MY NOSE!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEE!!!!</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom:</strong> What? What? What's wrong?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> It's my nose! Look!</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom:</strong> Jesus Christ Shelley. You scared the Hell out of me. Unless you're dying, don't you ever make that kind of noise again.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">I. Am. Dying.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom:</strong> Oh for God's sake. In a few minutes it will soften and the colour will change from waxy white to red. You've been through this before.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Wahhhhh!!!!!!!</strong> It's turning hard and black.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom:</strong> Let me see. Ahhh... You're right.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> What am I going to do?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom:</strong> There's not much you can do. You'll have to let it run it's course.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> But it's so ugly.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom:</strong> You can barely notice it.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me: I CAN!!!!!!!! </strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom:</strong> Shelley. Stop making a fuss. It will be better in a couple of days.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> But tomorrow's Monday. Which means school. I'm not going.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom:</strong> Of course you are. You can't miss school because of a frozen nose.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> But as soon as the kids see me, they'll make fun of me. They'll call me <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Rudolph.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shut up!!!!! </strong>See????</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shannon:</strong>... the red nosed reindeer...</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom:</strong> Shannon! Stop it. Shelley! Rudolph did not have frostbite.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> I don't care. I'm not going.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom:</strong> You are going to school. I'll call the teacher and ask her to tell the kids not to say anything.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> A lot of good that will do. She won't be around for recess. I'm still not going.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom:</strong> Oh yes you are.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> Oh no I'm not.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom: </strong>Now listen here... What the Hell? Stephen, Shenley, what's in your hands?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Stephen:</strong> Coins. We dug them up in the basement.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shenley:</strong> With our diggers.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> You can't make me.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom:</strong> I sure as Hell can. Boys, you need to pass mommy those coins. They are special collector's coins. Daddy and I buried them to keep them safe.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Stephen:</strong> But<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> we</b> found them. That means they're ours. Right, Shenley?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shenley:</strong> Yep.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Me:</strong> If you loved me, you wouldn't make me go.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shannon:</strong> I'm not going to school if Shelley doesn't have to.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">God damn it!</strong> Both of you are going to school. And you two boys are going to give me back those coins. That's the end of it.</div>
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The battle raged on for hours, days, weeks. I'm kidding. But, you get the picture. Eventually, I agreed to go to school. Only because I thought of a way to slip into my classroom without drawing attention to my nose.</div>
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Based on stories from my childhood.</div>
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Shelley and John</div>
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It took me four years of marriage and one baby to finally find the perfect Christmas gift for my husband John, the man who had everything. It took so long, because if he didn't have something, he would head straight out and buy it, regardless of how close to Christmas it was. If I complained, his response would be, "This _____ is my present. Don't buy me anything else." One year I took him for his word and he moped until New Years.</div>
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The perfect gift was bought back in1985, the year my parents hosted me and my siblings plus assorted loved ones for Christmas in their Terra Nova National Park home.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom:</strong> John, your turn.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Everyone but John</strong>: <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Open it! OPEN IT!!!</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Oh...</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Everyone but John</strong>: What is it? Show us.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> It's a... It's a...</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> A <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">powder blue safari suit </strong>in <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">rayon and nylon.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Wow.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Look. They threw in the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">polyester shirt</strong>. Can I find a great deal or what?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Everyone but John</strong>: You sure can. Unbelievable.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Everyone but John</strong>:...</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley</strong>: Well deck the halls and a Merry Christmas to you too. After all the effort I put into this, you accuse <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">me</strong> of playing a joke on you. When I saw it in<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> Esquire,</strong> I just knew it would be perfect for you.<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> </strong>So, for the last two months I searched high and low for the exact same suit. Luckily for you, I found it in Gander with only two days left to go before Christmas.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> I... I don't know what to say.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Stephen:</strong> Say you'll let me have it when you get tired of it. Damn. I really wanted one of those trendy suits myself, but I guess I'm out of luck.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> A blue nylon Safari suit is trendy? In 1985?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shenley:</strong> Is it ever. Was sure I was going to get a suit just like that. It's not like I didn't give enough hints. I even put pictures on the fridge.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> You guys wanted a suit like this?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Stephen, Shenley:</strong> Haven't you been listening? Of course we do.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Spencer</strong>: Mom, did I get one to match John's?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Now honey, you know the Orr tradition. Every time you open clothes, you have to wear them and keep them on until you've opened all of your presents.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> I think I'll hold off on that. It's so nice I don't want to ruin it.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Mom:</strong> Don't be silly. Just be careful and it will be fine for Christmas dinner.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> But I already have a suit picked out.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Everyone but John:...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> But, I guess I could save it for New Years. Here we go. What do you think?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Everyone but John: </strong>Like you've just been set up. Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> What????</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Serves you right. Promise me you'll never buy yourself anything when it's close to Christmas ever again.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> I promise.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">But on November 20th, 2012 and </strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">and on December 2012...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">(BTW,</strong> it's true he's our <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">first friend in the Comox Valley,</strong> because when I said, "Peter, you are our<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> first friend in the Comox Valley."</strong> He did not say<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">," No, I'm not." )</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">"SHELLEY WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD DID YOU DO THIS TIME QUEEN?"</strong></div>
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(<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John</strong> could also go by the same title.) It's not that we don't try our best, <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">but</strong> we are not suited to <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">drywalling.</strong> It's just so <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">freakin' finicky.</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">YOU CAN'T JUST RUSH THROUGH DRYWALLING </strong>IN THE<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> TRADITIONAL SMITH WAY. </strong><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> EVERY PONDEROUS STEP HAS TO BE PERFECT. PERFECT!!!!</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Shelley, mark down <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">15 and 1/2</strong> inches... I mean <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">16 and 1/2</strong>... No. Make that <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">17 and 1/2. </strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">11</strong> and <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">13/16ths</strong>? Let's make it an even<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> 12.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Let's see. The <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">diameter</strong> of the pipe is <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">4.</strong> And the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">circumference</strong> is <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">20.</strong> It's <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">5</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">inches</strong> to this side of <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">the pipe.</strong> So... that means from the edge to the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">far side</strong> is <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">10 inches</strong>. No. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">12.</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Wait. </strong>No.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </strong>That's<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> 18/16ths. </strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> It's too <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">narrow.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> It's too <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">wide.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> It's too <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">short.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> It's too...</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">OUR FIRST FRIEND IN THE COMOX VALLEY, PETER: COFFEE BREAK!!!</strong></b></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: </strong>There's supposed to be a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">hole cut out?</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Where?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Leave it.</strong> That<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> hole</strong> is in the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">corner.</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Peter</strong> will <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">never</strong> notice.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> What <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">hole's</strong> in the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">wrong place? This one? No? This one?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> That <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">hole</strong> isn't <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">too small.</strong> It's<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> fine.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> That <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">hole</strong> isn't<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> too big.</strong> It's <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">fine.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> The <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">notch</strong> for the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">electrical wire</strong> should go right about.... <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">there. No? T</strong><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">here? </strong>How about<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> there?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shhhhhhhh.</strong> Not so loud. Of course <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">gum</strong> will hold the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">crumbling drywall</strong> together.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Let's <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">cut the holes</strong> out <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">after</strong> we <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">screw</strong> in the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">drywall.</strong> That will be so much <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">easier.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Mother of God! I just measured and cut everything backwards...<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> GOD DAMN... WHAT? I DON'T CARE IF PETER MIGHT NOT SWEAR!!!! FRIENDS FORGIVE.... IT!!</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">PETER OUR FIRST FRIEND IN THE COMOX VALLEY: LUNCH!!!</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Of course you know what a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">stud</strong> is. Just tell me, are they <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">10</strong> or <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">16 inches apart?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: </strong>That screw was super easy to put in. It's because I missed the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">stud? </strong>Oh.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Ahhhh...</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Wrong screws</strong> in the<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> outside wall. </strong>And...<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> the connecting wall. </strong>And... <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">the inside wall.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> For the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">connecting walls aren't we</strong> supposed to <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">miss the studs</strong> and attach the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">screws</strong> to the<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> brackets? </strong>Or is it the other way around?</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> </strong>The<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> drywall </strong>just<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> bubbled. Quick. </strong>Pass me a<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> hammer. </strong>I'll<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> hammer </strong>it back in.</b></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John and Shelley:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Yayyyyyy!</strong><b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> After </b><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">3 days,</strong> the bedroom is done. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Let's show Peter. </strong>Hang on a sec. Aren't the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">factory ends</strong> supposed to <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">butt up</strong> against each other?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">OUR FIRST FRIEND IN THE COMOX VALLEY, PETER: COFFEE BREAK!!!</strong></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06889246053433038554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-144309491959019654.post-48267862339705682552012-12-15T13:18:00.000-09:002012-12-17T22:37:23.953-09:00When it Comes to Weather, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The following is the Comox Valley forecast for the next seven days:</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Rain. Rain and more bloody Rain.</strong></div>
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However, <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">I</strong> am determined to look on the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">bright side.</strong> If <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John and I</strong> could survive living in <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Northern Newfoundland</strong> for two years, this week should be a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">piece of cake...</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John!</strong> Something's <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">wrong.</strong> There's <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">no water</strong> in the bathroom.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Did you try the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">bathtub?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Yes.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Flushing the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">toilet?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Nothing.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley and John:</strong>... <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">S@#$!!!</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> There's got to be a reasonable explanation. I'll go ask next door.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Bad news. According to Frank, <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">"The Irving Guy",</strong> our <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">water pipes </strong>are<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> frozen. </strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Whaaaaaat? </strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Our <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">water pipes</strong> are frozen. Apparently <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">everyone's pipes</strong> always freeze in the winter.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Everyone's pipes <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">always</strong> freeze in the winter? Are you kidding me? It's <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">1982</strong> and no one has figured out how to prevent this?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Something about <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">perma frost.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Perma frost?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> He told me we should <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">not panic. </strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Not <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">panic?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Yes. As they'll <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">thaw</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">in the spring.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> They'll <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">thaw in the spring?</strong> But it's the<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> middle of January. </strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> He suggested that we go to the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Co-op</strong> and get some <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">salt beef buckets.</strong> And an <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">axe.</strong> He said the nearest fresh water pond is only about a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">half kilometre</strong> away.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Only a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">half kilometre?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Yes.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> But, how? Our <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">car</strong> is buried somewhere<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> out there</strong> from the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">last storm.</strong> We don't even own a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">ski-doo. </strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> He said we could borrow his <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">sled.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> His <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">sled?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Yes. To haul the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">water.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> Let me get this straight. In the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">middle of a snow storm</strong>, with <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">temperatures</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">below 25 degrees Celsius,</strong> not factoring in the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">wind chill,</strong> we're going to <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">walk</strong> to a<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> fresh water pond</strong>, in <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">waste deep snow</strong>, <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">chop a hole in the ice</strong>, <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">scoop water</strong> into <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">buckets</strong>, then haul it back to the <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">house,</strong> on a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">sled?</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Our other <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">choice</strong> is to go <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">just outside the front door</strong>, scoop <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">ice and snow</strong> into the buckets, then <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">melt it.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: </strong>This is <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">not </strong>supposed to happen to <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">newlyweds.</strong> We've only been <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">married for two weeks</strong>. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Theoretically</strong> we're still on our <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">honeymoon.</strong></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> We need to look on the bright side. At least our <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">sewage pipes</strong> aren't <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">frozen.</strong></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06889246053433038554noreply@blogger.com0Comox Valley Pkwy, Courtenay, BC V9N, Canada49.6606568 -124.998178249.6503783 -125.0179192 49.6709353 -124.9784372tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-144309491959019654.post-89151394743066477912012-12-12T21:30:00.000-09:002012-12-12T21:30:42.106-09:00No More SAD for Me<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, 'Nimbus Sans L', sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 300; line-height: 24px;"></span><br />
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However, I am <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">not kidding</strong> when I tell you that during that endless<a data-mce-href="http://honeydidyouseethat.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/dscn1563.jpg" href="http://honeydidyouseethat.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/dscn1563.jpg" style="color: #1b8be0; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625; text-decoration: none;"><br style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;" /></a>week of dullness, I was definitely exhibiting all of the following symptoms of <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder).</strong></div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"><b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">My husband, John:</b> </b>Are you crying?</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"><b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</b> </b>No. Maybe.</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: </b>It's this commercial. This company has done so much for the people.</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </b><b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Honda</b>?</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: </b>Yes. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shhhhh....</strong> The next one's on. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Ahhh!</strong> How sad is that?</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</b> Are you OK?</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</b> Of course. Why do you ask?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </strong>Well, it's just that...</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> I'm fine. There's nothing wrong with me. Today I just feel like crying.</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong>...</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> You do think there's something wrong with me. Don't you? Go ahead, just say it. Say,<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> "Shelley, I think there's something wrong with you."</strong></div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</b>...</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</b> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Arghhhhh!</strong> What is wrong with me?</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</b> I know what it is. It's the weather. It's getting to me. It's wearing me down. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Chip. Chip. Chip.</strong> We can't even go for a walk without <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">fear of drowning.</strong> Just look outside. Oh no, I'm sorry. <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">You can't.</strong> You know why you can't? Because the rain is<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> pelting the windows</strong> so hard, you<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> can't see through</strong> them. And, even if it wasn't raining, it doesn't matter. Want to know why? I'll tell you why. Because it's turned pitch black at<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;"> 4:00.</strong> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Holy S!@$!!</strong> I've got to get out of here. Leave <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Vancouver Island</strong> before I really <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">lose it.</strong> Are you coming with me?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</strong> Want to go for a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">run</strong>?</div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> You're kidding, right?</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </b>OK. No run. Let's wrap up in rain gear and go for a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">walk.</strong> At least we'll get outside.</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</b> No.</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </b>Want to do an <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">"Insanity"</strong> workout?</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</b> God. No.</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</b> No.</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</b> <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Squash?</strong></div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</b> No.</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </b>Watch <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">TV?</strong></div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: </b>No.</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </b><strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">"Paranormal 3?"</strong></div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</b> I'm experiencing my own "Paranormal 3." <b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">F@#%$!</b></div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</b> So <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">sex</strong> is definitely out of the question?</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</b> Shelley you need to get up. It's after 10:00.<a data-mce-href="http://honeydidyouseethat.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/dscn1566.jpg" href="http://honeydidyouseethat.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/dscn1566.jpg" style="color: #1b8be0; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625; text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="aligncenter" data-mce-src="http://honeydidyouseethat.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/dscn1566.jpg?w=300" height="225" src="http://honeydidyouseethat.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/dscn1566.jpg?w=300" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(221, 221, 221); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-color: initial; border-left-color: rgb(221, 221, 221); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(221, 221, 221); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-style: initial; border-top-color: rgb(221, 221, 221); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; clear: both; color: inherit; cursor: default; display: block; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625; margin-bottom: 1.625em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0.4em; padding-bottom: 6px; padding-left: 6px; padding-right: 6px; padding-top: 6px;" title="DSCN1566" width="300" /></a></div>
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<strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</strong> 1:00. Time for a <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">nap.</strong></div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John:</b> But you never <strong style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">nap.</strong></div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley:</b> I do now.</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">John: </b>Hey! What are you doing? Didn't we just eat?</div>
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<b style="color: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.625;">Shelley: </b>That was over 10 minutes ago. I'm starving.</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">If I had a say, I would find a way to save the <b>Twinkie</b>, an <b>American Icon,</b> and get rid of gross foods, like </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>potato salad (Barf) </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>and</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b> fried bologna (Double, triple Barf).</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I'll admit, to the best of my knowledge, I have never eaten a <b>Twinkie,</b> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><u><b>but</b></u> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I have eaten my fair share of<b> potato salad (Barf) and fried bologna (Double, triple barf). </b>And common sense dictates that a <b>vanilla cake wrapped around icing </b>easily trumps<b> boiled potatoes covered in mayo</b> and <b>oily oversized cut up hot dogs.</b> My opinion was formed at an early age. My mother wasn't too big on desserts. Unfortunately, she was real big on </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>potato salad (Barf) and fried bologna (Double, triple barf). </b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Mom:</b> I'm going to the living room to watch TV. When I come back, there'd better be nothing left on your plates. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>My 7 year old sister, Shannon:</b>...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>6 year old Shelley, (me):</b>...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>My 3 year old brother, Stephen:</b>...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>My 1 year old brother, Shenley:</b> Mwahhhhbahhhhh.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shannon:</b> I'm <b>not</b> eating <b>potato salad (Barf) and fried bologna (Double, triple barf). </b>That's because <b>I</b> have a plan. Stephen, you go stand guard by the door. If you see her coming, yell, <b>"Hi mommy!" </b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Shelley, help me with these plates. We're flushing everything down the toilet. Everyone agree?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shenley:</b> Mwahhhhbahhhhh.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shannon:</b> Suit yourself. I'll do it myself. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shenley:</b> Mwahhhhbahhhhh.</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shannon:</b> What's wrong with you guys? Maybe you won't do it because you love </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>potato salad (Barf) and fried bologna (Double, triple barf). </b>Or is it because you are chicken?? <b>Hmmm?</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> That's not true. I </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>hate</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <b>potato salad (Barf) and fried bologna (Double, triple barf). </b>It makes me want to <b>throw up</b> just looking at it.</span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Stephen: </b>Me too. I can shoot her with my gun.</span><br />
<b style="font-size: x-large;">Shenley:</b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Mwahhhhbahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!</span></b><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shannon: </b>No shooting. Just yell. Let's go. Hurry. <b>(flush)</b> That's one... <b>(flush)</b> That's two... <b>(flush)</b> That's three... <b>(flush)</b> That's four. Done. <b>Come on! </b>Back to your seats! Sit down. <b>Shhhhh!!!!</b> Here she comes.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Mom:</b> Finished already? Awwww, you guys,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> you even licked your plates clean. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Thank you for eating all of your supper. And for once, without a fuss. Does any one want seconds?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shannon, Shelley, Stephen:</b> Nooo! We mean, no thank you mommy. We're full.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Mom:</b> Because you did as you were told, without any drama, you get to stay up late to watch<b> "Star Trek." </b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shannon, Shelley, Stephen:</b> <b>"Star Trek???"</b> <b>Yayyyyyy!!!!! </b>Thank you mommy. We love you.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Mom: </b>Don't worry about the dishes. I'll do them later.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shannon, Shelley, Stephen:</b> You'll do them later? <b>Yayyyyyy!!!!! </b>Thank you mommy. You're the best.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Mom: </b>OK. Bedtime. When <b>daddy</b> gets home, I'm going to tell him how you ate all of your supper tonight.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">He's going to be so proud of you. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shannon, Shelley, Stephen: </b>Ha! Ha! Love you too, mommy.</span></div>
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<b style="font-size: x-large;">Mom: </b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Shhh..!!! Stt...!! Shhh!!! </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Stt...!! One of you! </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">God Damn it!</span></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Shannon, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Shelley, Stephen:</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> !!!!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shenley:</b> Mwahhhhbahhhhh.</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Mom:</b> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Shannon! Shelley! Get your asses down here. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">NOW!</span></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Shelley and Shannon: </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">!!!!!!!!!!!</span></b></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Stephen: !</span></b></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shenley:</b> Mwahhhhbahhhhh.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Mom:</b> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>I SAID, NOW!</b></span></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Shelley and Shannon: </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">IT WAS HER IDEA!!!! </span></b></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Mom:</b> Next time you flush <b>potato salad and fried bologna down the toilet,</b> make sure you cut it up into<b> really really small pieces. </b>Now reach in there and get it out! All of it.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Mom: Now!</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>F@@@@#####$$$$$$ YOUUUUUU!!!! </b>Why don't <b>you</b> get off your<b> F@#$ing</b> cell phone? That's illegal, you know!</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>Watch this. I'm going to stare her down in the rear view mirror. </span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Yah! </b>How's that working for you? Bet <b>you </b>wished <b>you</b> could take <b>your honk</b> back now. W</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">hhhh</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">aat? I showed her, right, <b>John?</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>You sure did, <b>baby.</b></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> For <b>F@#$"s sake.</b> Do you want me to drive over top this guy? He's trying to back out??? </span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Really? Do you think you can do this any quicker? Huh? </span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> <b>HUH!!???</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>That’s it. I've had enough. I’m going to get out of this car and give her a piece of my mind.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>(<b>Flips woman off</b> as she speeds by.) Too late. You missed your chance.</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Can you believe how rude these drivers are? And to think I thought Californian drivers were bad. <a href="http://honeydidyouseethat.blogspot.ca/2011/11/fear.html" target="_blank">http://honeydidyouseethat.blogspot.ca/2011/11/fear.html</a></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> I know. You don’t turn fast enough, </span></span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b style="font-size: x-large;">Shelley: </b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Hey. There she is waiting by the elevator. <b>Ha! </b>All that honking for nothing. Ha! Ha! Serves her right. Watch this.</span></span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Hey! HEY! </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">HEY! You!</span></b><b> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> THAT’S RIGHT. I’M TALKING TO YOU!!!!! </span></b></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">BEEATCH!!!</span></b></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>Take that <b>Floridian!</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Wait. Is that a word? </span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b style="font-size: x-large;">John:</b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> Not important. What <b>is</b> important is that we <b>Smiths</b> are no longer intimidated </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">by these <b>crazy ass honkers.</b> We will <b>not cower</b> in our car <b>quivering</b> with <b>stress</b> when some impatient </span><b style="font-size: x-large;">Floridian</b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> honks at us. </span></span><br />
<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>Hey Florida! </span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley and John: </b>We're not going to take it! <b>Arrrrrghhhhh!</b></span></span><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">It has come to our attention that certain individuals (SNL, Jay Leno, plus countless others, have been spoofing, ridiculing Brad Pitt’s recently premiered Chanel #5’s commercial. We believe if we explain his dialogue, line for line, it will end the mean spirited mockery.</span></b></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"It's not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns, and we turn with it. Plans disappear, dreams take over. But wherever I go, there you are. My luck. My fate. My fortune. Chanel No. 5. Inevitable."</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">It’s not a journey</span></b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><i>Chanel #5 </i></span><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><i>is not a trip</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">every journey ends,</span></b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><i>Perfumes die a quick death; such as Katy Perry’s </i></span><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px; text-decoration: underline;"><i>Purr,</i></span><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><i> Nicole Polizzi’s </i></span><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px; text-decoration: underline;"><i>Snooki,</i></span><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><i> to name a couple,</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">we go on.</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><i>Chanel #5 and I (Brad,) both icons, will persevere with this ad campaign despite what the world thinks, says, etc.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">The world turns</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I (Brad) am referencing “As The World Turns” an American soap opera that ended in 2010, but was picked up by syndication, somewhere</span></i></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">we turn with it.</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><i>Chanel #5</i> and <i>I (Brad) are now in your stores, magazines, posters, bill boards, youtube,TV...</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Plans disappear.</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0px;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I (Brad) left one of America’s most beloved actresses </span></i></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">and hooked up with a bad Ass woman, adopted, fathered kid after kid, </span></i></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Dreams about being single, doing whatever you want, whenever you want, like this commercial,</span></i></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">wherever I (Brad) go, America, Europe, Cambodia, Africa, South America, basically where Angeline tells me, </span></i></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">there you are.</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large; letter-spacing: 0px;"><i>there you are, </i></span><span style="font: normal normal normal 18px/normal Helvetica; letter-spacing: 0px;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">money.</span></i></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">My luck.</span></b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><i>Have been a little down on my luck because I (Brad) haven’t really done anything since, “Moneyball.” Fingers crossed “World War Z” is not a sleeper. </i></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">My fate.</span></b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><i><b>M</b></i><b>y fortune. </b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">7 million and there’s more in the pipe. Boo Yah!</span></i></span></div>
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">A gross old lady perfume. Even Cougars wouldn’t touch this stuff. </span></i></div>
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Inevitable.</span></b></div>
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<b>Shelley:</b> All of you have heard how mom was hired by dad, the <b>Controller for Ford Dealership Motors in Calgary, </b>as a<b> temp. </b>You know that when mom first laid eyes on dad, she turned to the other receptionist and declared, <b>“He’s mine.” </b>But, I bet none of you, <b>including mom and dad, </b>know how mom actually put her battle plan, AKA <b>“The Blitz.” </b>into action. Her first <b>strike</b> took place at a staff function <b>bowling party.</b> Get it?<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span></div>
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<b>Mom:</b><i> </i><b><i>(” Breathless, I’ve just rushed over, slightly in a panic” voice.</i></b><i>)</i> Hi. I’ve been watching you bowl from five lanes over. <span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"></span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Mom:</b> <b><i>(</i>“Whoops, maybe I should have thought this over” voice.)</b>Yes. And I have a few tips that will improve your bowling. </span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Mom: (“Distracted, sort of paying attention” voice.) </b>What was that? </span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Mom: (“Disappointed” voice)</b> You’re not one of those men who can’t take advice from a woman, are you? </span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Dad: (“... Oh! Now I get it” voice.)</b> Let’s start again. What’s your name?</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Mom: (“Pull out all of the stops full on flirty” voice.) </b>Alex. <b>Alex Stirton.</b> <b>You </b>hired me as a temp. We <b>have met</b> you know. </span><br />
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<b>Dad: (“Pull out all the stops,<i> full on flirty“Elvis Presley” voice.</i></b>)<b> </b>So we have. Alex. <b>Hmmmm....</b> I’m really sorry but I don’t like the name Alex... It’s too masculine. And <b>you</b> are definitely <b>not masculine. </b>I think <b>Val </b>suits you better. Don’t you, <b>Val?</b></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Dad: (“<i>Full on confident and charming, because I just got my own way” voice.</i></b>) How refreshing. A woman who doesn’t challenge everything I say. </span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Dad: (“Back to business” voice) </b>So Val, what tips do you have in mind?</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Mom: <i>(“Attempting to disguise the 'Christ, I have no idea I’ve never bowled before' panic” voice.)</i></b><i> </i>Well, first of all, you should take <b>three steps before you release. </b></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Dad: (“I am humouring you” voice) Four</b> is too many?</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Mom: (“Rising in confidence, absolutely oblivious to the ‘I am humouring you,' voice” voice. )</b> <b>Absolutely.</b> And when you <b>release,</b> you <b>should aim </b>for one of those<b> arrows</b> so the ball goes straight.</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Dad: (“Still humouring you” voice.) </b>So, straight is best. Don’t try to <b>curl the ball?</b></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Mom:</b> <b>(“Almost there” voice.)</b> <b>Never. </b></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Mom:</b> <b>(“Going for it, even though I have no idea what the Hell the next part means” voice.)</b> <b>Follow through.</b> Yes. Definitely you should follow through. Why don’t you give it a try? </span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Dad:</b> <b>(“Returning to the very very deep, thank you, but I’ll do it my way” voice.)</b> Thank you, Val. But, before I make these changes, why don’t I try bowling a couple my old way? Just for fun? </span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Mom:</b> <b>(“Oh Shit” voice.) </b>Sure... Of course... <b><i>(More of the, “Oh Shit” voice)</i> </b>Oh! Look at that. Strike...<b><i> </i></b>Aaaaannnnnd... Another strike... <b><i>(And even more of the “Oh Shit” voice)</i></b> OK<b>...</b></span></div>
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<b>Dad: </b>(<b>“<i>Be nice. She does have legs that go all the way up to... ROY!!! And you’ve got to admit, it’s pretty <u>ballsy </u>to approach her new boss packing advice on how to bowl when it is incredibly obvious she hasn’t bowled before tonight. I bet Shannon and Shelley will love her, and Val them, especially <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Shelley</span>” voice.)</i></b><i> </i>Can I give you a ride home, Val?</div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>My husband, John:</b> Hey. How’re you doing?</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> <b>Mwahhhhoaahhhhh!</b> Can you believe this? On the first night I’m in bed by 6:30? Blechhh... I’m so <b>sea sick.</b> Can you please <b>clean the toilet</b> for me? I hate <b>throwing up</b> in a dirty toilet.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Yes my <b>little princess.</b> Even in sickness we must maintain your standards.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> That’s right. In sickness and in health. <b>Oahhhmuahhhwahhhhoaahhhhh!!</b> God, I’m soooo sick.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> <b>What the?</b> Did you feel that?</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> I <b>feel</b> everything. That’s why I’m <b>sea sick.</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> But it’s getting <b>worse. </b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>It’s not. We’re fine. Why don’t you read? It will take your mind off the...</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Oh my <b>God!</b> My book just slid across the bed. Did you see that? Shelley? <b>SHELLEY?</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> <b>Everyone</b> has gone to bed. That’s why I’m back.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Then go out on the balcony and be scared.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> I can’t. I’m too scared. When I found out the <b>Captain </b>was<b> Italian,</b> I <b>knew</b> we were in trouble.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>John. Please <b>stop</b>. We’re fine. Why don’t you try to <b>sleep.</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: Whoahhhh!!! </b>It’s getting worse. This ship <b>is</b> going to flip over. It’s only a matter of time before we <b>die. WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!! SHELLEY!!</b></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>Shelley: </b>This boat is <b>not</b> going to flip over. We are <b>not</b> going to <b>die.</b> <b>Holy Christ!!</b> Why are you always convinced that we are </span><span style="font: 24.0px Helvetica; letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><b>always</b></span><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"> going to die wherever we go? Oh <b>God.</b> Can’t you let me be sick in peace? <b>Go to sleep.</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> I can’t help it if I worry. I worry for both of us you know.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> I know and believe me <b>I love </b>you for it. But for now, can you please <b>go to sleep.</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Sleep?<b> SLEEP?</b> How can I go to sleep when the ship is starting to sink. </span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> <b>Gahhhhhh!</b> That’s it. Shelley! Get out of bed. We are going to the <b>life boat stations. </b>We are getting in those life boats. It’s our only chance!<b> Come on! </b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> <b>Jesus Christ Shelley!</b> I am not kidding. I won’t leave you. Get up. Get up now. Here. Let me help you.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Don’t you<b> dare</b> move me! I’m too sick. Besides, have you seen <b>the size of the people</b> on this ship. We <b>don’t</b> stand a chance.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> OK. Forget the lifeboats. We’ll jump into the ocean, like in <b>“The Titanic.”</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> The movie, <b>“The Titanic?”</b> Fine. But, if we are going to reenact that movie, don’t forget that I am not going to <b>share my door</b> with you. </span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Dealing with <b>Hurricane Sandy</b> is nothing compared to trying to set up <b>verizon's jetpack,</b> a process we started, oh, about<b> 9 months ago.</b> As many of you know from reading, <b>Why</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px color: #1022a3; text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://honeydidyouseethat.blogspot.com/2012/01/why-americans-arent-spending-or-why-we.html">http://honeydidyouseethat.blogspot.com/2012/01/why-americans-arent-spending-or-why-we.html</a></span><span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"> .... the most, <b>without a doubt,</b> frustrating thing about traveling, was not being able to communicate via <b>phone, Skype </b>or <b>internet</b> successfully. I am pleased to announce that the frustrations have finally ended.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> So, unless we can get an <b>American Credit Card</b> with an <b>American</b> billing address, it won't work.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Salesman: </b>I'm <b>so</b> sorry.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> But we tried to get an American Credit Card last year, but they were rejected because we don't have a credit rating.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Salesman: </b>I'm <b>so</b> sorry.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> And the reason we don't have a <b>credit rating</b> is because we have <b>always </b>bought our <b>vehicles </b>second hand. We <b>don't</b> carry a <b>mortgage, </b>because we chose to not to buy a <b>huge mansion</b> and we’ve always <b>fully paid </b>our <b>credit card bill</b> every month.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Clerk: </b>I'm <b>so</b> sorry.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Basically, we need to <b>go in debt</b> to get this.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Clerk:</b> I'm <b>so</b> sorry.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> I'm so sorry too. I'm going to the <b>car.</b></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>Thank <b>God.</b> After nine months, it's done. Now we can start celebrating your <b>parents’ 50th Anniversary.</b></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>What is wrong with this? Why isn't this working? It worked <b>three </b>hours ago. I am getting<b> so </b>frustrated. <b>Shelley. </b>I can't get online unless I enter the code every time.</span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Never mind. It's working. <b>No. </b>I was just kicked off. <b>Shelley.</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: Jesus Christ Shelley!!</b> Are you listening to me?</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> I am. But what do you want me to say?</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>I want you to say, <b>"What can I do to help?"</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>But I don't know anything about the <b>jetpack.</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>What can <b>I do</b> to help?</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>If I knew I would have done it myself. <b>Jesus!</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>Let's try plugging it in.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> I already did that.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> What if we try a different socket?</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: God F@#$ING D@#$ it!!! </b>I knew it was too good to be true. This <b>F@#$ing piece of S#$T!! </b>worked for less than half a day. I am going to call <b>Michael, The Salesman</b>... Apparently not on <b>Skype </b>because this <b>stupid jetpack</b> is not working. I will use my phone... <b>WHAT IS THIS S@#T??</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Maybe you could call the other names on the contract?</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b>... They aren't picking up. <b>@#$^!!!...</b> It never ends. I am so sick of this... I just want it to be over.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> I just wanted to talk to the<b> boys and my family.</b></span></span></div>
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<b>Peter, the Project Manager: </b>Any problems with the measurements?<br />
<b>Shelley: </b>Not at all. I was just finishing this measurement.... and this one is... <b>36 inches and 6/10ths.</b><br />
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<b>Peter:</b> <b>6/10ths?</b> Well if you look here, you'll see that with inches, there are only<b> 8ths, or 16ths or 32s.</b><br />
<b>Shelley:</b><i> <b>(Really?)</b></i><b> </b>Whoops!<b> Oh Ha! Ha! Ha! </b>Of course it does. I was thinking in metric. Would you believe that I used to <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">teach </span></b>math?<br />
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<b>Peter: </b>I bet you were<b> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">AWESOME.</span></b><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Math Flashback #1...</span></b><br />
<b>Shelley:</b> So, <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Grade 7's,</span></b> what we have, so far, when we divide<b> 3 by 7 </b>is:<br />
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<i>(<b>OMG!</b> This division problem has gone the entire width of the blackboard <b>and</b> there is no end in sight. <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">@#$^!!!!</span> </b>I don't think I wrote down the same number I memorized last night when I was preparing... . How do I get out of this?) </i><br />
Joe?<br />
<b>Grade 7 class: </b>He's out today Mrs. Smith<br />
<b> Shelley: (</b><b style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">@#$%!!! </span></b><i>Out sick today. Hmmm... Going to have to go with Amy, the second best math student in the class.) </i>Amy, what do you think we should do here?<br />
<b>Amy:</b> You should<b> draw a repeating notation, or a line if you will, above the repeating sequence.</b><br />
<b>Shelley:</b>(A what?) Very good Amy. That is correct.<br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">And Math Flashback #2... </span></b><br />
<b>The <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Grade 5 </span>teacher I am going to take over for in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">one</span> day: </b>Shelley, could you please call over one student at a time and help them review for tomorrow's math quiz?<br />
<b>Shelley:</b> <i><b>(WHAT?? A MATH QUIZ??? )</b></i> Of course. Hey Freddy. Ready for your <b>math quiz </b>tomorrow?<br />
<b>Freddy: </b>Not really. I can't remember the difference between a <b>scalene</b> and an <b>isosceles triangle</b>? Can you help me?<br />
<b>Shelley:</b> <i><b>(Huh??!!)</b> </i>Not a problem. Why don't we open the book to the <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>geometry section?</b> </span>There we go.... Just one momento.... Hmmm... Aha <b>GOT IT</b>... Freddy, I want you to look closely at the <b>scalene triangle. </b>Describe this triangle to me.<br />
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<b>Freddy:... </b>One of the sides is always longer than the other two?<br />
<b>Shelley:</b> Exactly. How many <b>"S's"</b> are there in the word <b>"scalene?"</b><br />
<b>Freddy: </b>One.<br />
<b>Shelley:</b> So the one <b>"S"</b> in the word <b>"Scalene"</b> means that one side is longer than the others. Does that help you remember?<br />
<b>Freddy: </b>It does! Thanks. But what about the<b> isosceles triangle?</b><br />
<b>Shelley: </b>Look at the<b> isosceles triangle. </b>Describe it to me.<br />
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<b>Freddy:</b> Two sides are equal in length.<br />
<b>Shelley:</b> Correct. And since <b>isosceles</b> has two <b>S's</b> in it's...<br />
<b>Freddy:</b> It's easy to remember. Thanks so much Mrs. Smith. You're an <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">awesome math teacher.</span></b><br />
<b>Shelley: </b>Why<b> t</b>hank you. Sally? Now what can I do for you?.............. And Sally, since <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">isosceles</span></b> has two <b>S's</b> in it, it's easy to remember. Got it?<br />
<b>Sally:</b>.... But... Mrs. Smith, doesn't <b>isosceles</b> have <b>three S's </b>in it?<br />
<b>Mrs. Smith:</b> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">(<i>@#$%!!!</i>!)</span></b> Not if you cover up the last <b>S </b>with your thumb. <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Next!</span></b><br />
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<b>Shelley:</b>... Of course I was <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">awesome Peter</span></b>... Here you go John, measured and cut perfectly,<b> 36 and 6/10ths.</b><br />
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etc. etc. have covered the viral novel<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; font-weight: bold;">"Fifty Shades of Grey."</span> Everyone else has voiced an opinion. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Everyone! </b> (Even me!) </span>And there's the rub. I am thinking that many of those <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Opinionistas" </span></b>have entered these discussions <b>without actually having read the book. </b><b> </b>So, I have put together this <b>short but effective</b> online <b>quiz</b> to separate the <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">pretenders</span></b> from the <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; font-weight: bold;">contenders. </span> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Let me know how you did!</span></b><br />
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<i> BTW </i><i>John, my patient, loving husband, </i><i>scored <b>one hundred percent! </b></i></div>
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<b>1)</b> Poor, innocent, <b>submissive</b> Ana my <b>butt.</b> She had a <b>choice. </b>She <b>coulda, woulda, shoulda</b> had <b>sex</b> with<br />
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a) Jose Rodriquez, (Creepy guy who left her puking outside with a stranger)</div>
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b) Paul Clayton ( Creepy son of the boss who keeps stalking her in the store)</div>
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c) Taylor (See question 5)<br />
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<b>d) All of the above.</b></div>
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<b>2) "The Red Room of Pain"</b> or the <b>"Play Room"</b> would not be shown on <b>HGTV's</b> show <b>"Million Dollar Rooms" </b>because</div>
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a) only <b>reds and blacks</b> are used from the colour wheel. At least <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">three</span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> d</span>ominant</b> colours are required.</div>
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b) there are no <b>diverse textures</b> used such as <b>woven materials</b> or <b>natural stone.</b></div>
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<b>3) Ana's Sub Dom</b> experiences include<br />
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a) hands bound with Christian's <b>grey tie</b>, 18 <b>spanks</b>, hands and ankles being <b>shackled,</b> various uses of the<b> riding crop, </b><br />
b) hands tied with a <b>cable,</b> being flogged,<br />
c) being struck with a belt six times.<br />
<b>d) All of the above. WTF??</b> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Yeeoouuuchhhhh!!!</span></b><br />
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a) <b>Ana</b> is a <b>Ho.</b></div>
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<b>d) All of the above.</b><br />
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<b>5) Taylor</b> should <b>not</b> be <b>trusted </b>because he is obviously<br />
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a) a <b>ghost</b> who always appears out of <b>thin air.</b><br />
b) a <b>peeping </b>Tom.<br />
c) a <b>creepy freakin' pervert</b> who hardly talks. Never trust the <b>strong silent types!</b><br />
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<b>6) </b> The word <b>"Profligate"</b> is used once in <b><u>Fifty Shades of Grey</u>,</b> as opposed to<b> "crap"</b> and <b>"holy crap"</b> which, were used, oh, at least <b>fifty times.</b> <b>Profligate</b> means<br />
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a) recklessly extravagant<br />
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c)<b> crap </b>or <b>holy crap</b><br />
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<b>7) Christian's Dominant</b> of six years was</div>
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a) The <b>original</b> Mrs. Robinson.</div>
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b) <b>Taylor.</b></div>
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<b>8) Ana, not Christian</b> is clearly the one who is<b> <u>Fifty Shades of Grey</u> f#$%ed up</b> because </div>
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a) as a <b>"poor"</b> university student she wastefully dunks her tea bag only<b> once</b> in the water before removing it. Also, to my knowledge, she <b>never reuses</b> it!</div>
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b) <b>vomits</b>, then <b>vomits again and again margaritas</b> and <b>beer </b>on someone's beautifully tended <b>flowers. </b></div>
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<b>9)</b> Come on, unlike the despicable <b>Mr. Darcy, Christian</b> is <b>not</b> the <b>bad guy</b> because</div>
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a) he played a <b>sad song</b>, on the <b>piano</b>, in his <b>pj bottoms</b>, in total <b>darkness,</b> in his <b>penthouse</b>, after <b>sex.</b></div>
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b) he<b> DID NOT</b> have sex with Ana when she passed out. Instead he brought her back to <b>his</b> Hotel, not <b>her</b> apartment, <b>undressed her</b> and despite <b>great mental discomfort and duress</b>, he only <b>slept </b>beside her.</div>
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<b>10)</b> Which of the following <b>crazy expensive stuff</b> should Ana <b>NOT</b> give back?<br />
a) Christian's<b> underwear </b>and <b>jacket</b>.<br />
b) The <b>very old, expensive first edition books, </b>the <b>MacBook Pro </b>and<b> </b>the <b>Blackberry</b>.<br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Part C: Essay - Value: 1 point per word.</span></b><br />
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Multiple Choice Answers are all d)<br />
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Want to read more blogs on "Fifty Shades of Grey?" Check out Ash, my daughter-in-laws blog"On the subject of... 50 Shades of Grey"<br />
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<a href="http://ashlyandmonkey.wordpress.com/2012/10/04/on-the-subject-of-50-shades-of-grey/" target="_blank">http://ashlyandmonkey.wordpress.com/2012/10/04/on-the-subject-of-50-shades-of-grey/</a></div>
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and another one of my favourite bloggers Linda Seccaspina's, blog "Twilight's Anna Kendrick to Star in 50 Shades of Grey"</div>
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<a href="http://www.zoomers.ca/profiles/blogs/anna-kendrick-to-star-in-50-shades-of-grey" target="_blank">http://www.zoomers.ca/profiles/blogs/anna-kendrick-to-star-in-50-shades-of-grey</a></div>
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<b>My Husband John: </b>Yessss! All done.</div>
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<b>Shelley:</b> Johhhhnnnn, I was thinking.</div>
<b>John:</b> That's a first.<br />
<b>Shelley:</b> Ha! Ha! You know how it's almost impossible to walk around Matt's bed, right?<br />
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<b>John:</b> No. I do not.<br />
<b>Shelley:</b> Don't be silly. Of course you do. Well, I think we should move the scroll table out of Matt's bedroom into ours and replace it with the side table from the living room.<br />
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<b>John:</b> No. We are <b><u>not</u></b> moving furniture with less than twenty minutes to go before the kids get here. No. No. And no.<br />
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<b>Shelley: </b>It will only take a <b>few minutes. </b></div>
<b>John:</b> <b>You </b>said that we were just going to clean.<br />
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<b>John: </b>Which I did. I'm done. </div>
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<b>Shelley:</b> Oh come on.<br />
<b>John: I</b> like the scroll table exactly where it is.<br />
<b>Shelley:</b> <b>I </b>don't.<br />
<b>John:</b>...<br />
<b>Shelley: I've</b> been talking about moving it for a while. You know that's true.<br />
<b>John:</b>...<br />
<b>Shelley:</b> What is wrong with <b>you? </b><br />
<b>John: </b>First of all, <b>you</b> insisted that we sort out the house <b>on the very day</b> we were expecting company, even though we had <b>all week </b>to clean it.<br />
<b>Shelley:</b> <b>I</b> didn't see the point of cleaning the house<b> twice.</b><br />
<b>John: And</b> every time <b>I</b> had a suggestion, <b>I</b> was never right.<br />
<b>Shelley:</b> That's not true. What a load of rubbish.<br />
<b>John:</b> Really? When<b> I</b> suggested that there was no need to pull the furniture out from the wall and then clean because I did it last week, <b>you</b> refused to believe me.<br />
<b>Shelley:</b> But <b>you</b> weren't telling the truth.<br />
<b>John:</b> That's not the point, <b>I </b>didn't think it was necessary.<br />
<b>Shelley:</b> It was.<br />
<b>John:</b> What was <b>I </b>thinking??? How about when <b>I</b> suggested that <b>I</b> move the furniture and <b>you</b> vacuum behind me?<br />
<b>Shelley: </b>That was a <b>good</b> idea. But <b>my</b> suggestion for <b>you</b> to move the furniture and <b>you</b> to vacuum as <b>I </b>mopped behind <b>you</b> was a <b>much better </b>idea.<br />
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<b>John:</b> <b>Of course</b> it was.<br />
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<b>Shelley:</b> Anyway, <b>I</b> don't know why <b>you</b> are so <b>grumpy.</b> <b>I'm</b> the one who should be grumpy. When <b>I</b> backed my bum into the counter top and fell to the floor<b> horribly bruised, writhing in pain</b>, <b>you</b> kept on cleaning.<br />
<b>John: </b>That's because <b>I</b> didn't hear <b>you,</b> as <b>I</b> was <b>vacuuming</b>, as instructed by <b>you</b>, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">which, by the way, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>you </b>pointed out <b>I</b> was doing <b>incorrectly!!!!</b></span></div>
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<b>Shelley:</b> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>You</b> vacuumed the coffee table!</span><br />
<b>John: </b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Everyone does that! <b>@#$%!!!!</b></span><br />
<b>Shelley: </b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">With the power head attached? </span><br />
<b>John: </b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>Many wives would be thankful if their husbands helped <u>them</u> with the cleaning!!! BUT NOT YOU! </b></span><br />
<b>Shelley:</b>...<br />
<b>John:</b>...<br />
<b>Shelley:</b> I am <b>thankful.</b> I really am. But, Shannon (my sister) has a bad back. We really should move the table. Please.<br />
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<b>John:... </b>Where do you want it?<br />
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<b>Shelley: </b>Thank you. How about against that wall?</div>
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... Ummm. No. That does not work for me... Right here... Uhhh no... That's not right... Maybe over there?... Better... But...</div>
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No... a little to the right... Hmmm....</div>
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<b>John: Jesus Christ Shelley!!! </b>Can you please make up your mind???<br />
<b>Shelley:</b> Sorry. Sorry. I'm just trying to... hmmm... No.... You know what? You're right. It doesn't work in our bedroom. Not at all. Let's just put it back in Matt's. Shannon can sleep on the other side. See, I do take your suggestions.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">L</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">ast </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">week </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">John and I visited Pacific Rim National Park.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">During our previous visits, the weather was <b>God awful. </b>I'm talking <b>freezing torrential rain</b> that lasts for <b>DAYS, WEEKS, YEARS!!!!!! </b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">OK, I'm exaggerating, but you get the picture. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">This time, Vancouver Island's west coast was gloriously calm, sunny and warm. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Delighted, we checked into the Bella Pacifica. Other RV's soon joined us...</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>(Whispering from inside the fifth wheel) John come inside, quickly... Look. I think that couple's from Germany.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>Vas? </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>Sie sind Deutsch.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Haben Sie einen Aschenbecher bitte?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Oh Ha! Ha! Ha! Wait. So is that couple. And that couple. OMG. And that couple. John! We're surrounded by Germans!!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Vee are surrhounded by ze Germanszha!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Shhhhh! They might hear you. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> We will fight on the beaches. We will fight on the landing grounds. We will...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>Winston Churchill, will you stop talking about zee var?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>Me? You started it.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> I did not!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>Yes you did. You invaded Poland.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley and John:</b> Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Stop! No more "Fawlty Towers." </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Vich must be obeyed at all times vitout qvestion!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Basil!!!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Yes, my little piranha fish?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley and John:</b> Oh Ha! Ha! Ha!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Oh no. They're having problems hooking up their sewer. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>Yes, my leetle Commandant. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>Why don't you have another vat of wine dear?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>You should be happy that I find you funny. You <b>are </b>happy aren't you?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Oh happy. Yes, I remember that. No, not that I noticed, dear. Well, I'll report if it happens.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Ha! Go. But, don't mention the war. I did once, but I think I got away with it all right.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> I wonder if they speak english. I will ask them...You speak English? Ah, wonderful! <b>WUNDERBAR!!</b> Ahh! Please allow me to introduce myself, I am John, the owner of this RV. And may I welcome your war... your war... you all to <b>Canada.</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley and John:</b> Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> And when you're done, can you please sort out the plug?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Yes Sybil. And while I'm at it, shall I move the RV a little to the left?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>Basil!!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley and John:</b> Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b>...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>Are you still here, Basil?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> No. I went a couple of minutes ago. But I expect I'll be back shortly.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>Meine Gotte!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> As is this.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">A hammer stapler works best if</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">you hammer with the correct side.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Six volunteers... the best.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">you </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">your thumb, </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> not once,</span></div>
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<span class="font-size-6" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 20pt !important; line-height: 1.2 !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">After 30 years of teach</span><span class="font-size-6" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 20pt !important; line-height: 1.2 !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">ing, my husband, John and I retired in 2011. We are loving retired life but, we miss our friends, the challenges of living in a foreign country and how maintaining a sense of humour, in the most uncomfortable teaching situations, is mandatory. This blog show cases a few</span> <span class="font-size-6" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 20pt !important; line-height: 1.2 !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">of my favourite memories from the Grade 8 "Sex Ed. Unit." BTW, I have combined two teachers into one, embellished, and where necessary, made things up, so everyone can really appreciate what we're missing. This blog is dedicated to my old Gr. 8 Health team, Aaron and Michelle and anyone who else who has<span class="font-size-6" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 20pt !important; line-height: 1.2 !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> gone </span><span class="font-size-6" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 20pt !important; line-height: 1.2 !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 27px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">back to school</strong>. </span></span></div>
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<span class="font-size-6" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 20pt !important; line-height: 1.2 !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 27px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Male student #1:</b> Mrs. Smith, you said that semen live in a warm, moist environment. Right?</span></div>
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<span class="font-size-6" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 20pt !important; line-height: 1.2 !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 27px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Male student #1:</b> What? Nothing. I just saw this episode of <b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 27px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">"Glee"</b> and wondered if a girl can get pregnant if... </span></div>
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<span class="font-size-6" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 20pt !important; line-height: 1.2 !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 27px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Mrs. Smith: </b>Next question. Yes?</span></div>
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<span class="font-size-6" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 20pt !important; line-height: 1.2 !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 27px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Male student #2:</b> You said that the penis does not have a bone in it, but consists of sponge like material, right?</span></div>
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<span class="font-size-6" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 20pt !important; line-height: 1.2 !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 27px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Mr. Rogewin: </b>(Knocks on the door and immediately enters) Hi Mrs. Smith.</span></div>
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<span class="font-size-6" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 20pt !important; line-height: 1.2 !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 27px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Mr. Rogewin:</b> This might surprise everyone but, right now I am not embarrassed <b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 27px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">at all. </b>Not at all. No sir. No siree...</span></div>
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<span class="font-size-6" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 20pt !important; line-height: 1.2 !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 27px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Mrs. Smith:</b> That <strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 27px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">is</strong> good news. Most teachers would be very uncomfortable walking into the middle of a lesson about the <strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 27px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">male reproduction system.</strong></span></div>
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<span class="font-size-6" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 20pt !important; line-height: 1.2 !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 27px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Mr. Rogewin: </b>No one? Let me put it another way. Why is pubic hair important?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="font-size-6" style="font-size: 20pt !important; line-height: normal !important;"><span class="font-size-5" style="font-size: 16pt !important; line-height: normal !important;">Once upon a time, there was a lovely lady n</span></span><span class="font-size-6" style="font-size: 20pt !important; line-height: normal !important;"><span class="font-size-5" style="font-size: 16pt !important; line-height: normal !important;">amed Wendy, who lived with her kind hearted husband, Brian, in a very old, beautiful thatched roof cottage in the United Kingdom. One weekend, Wendy’s handsome brother, John, and his sweet tempered wife, Shelley, came to visit.</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">On the first morning Wendy announced,“We need to be on the road by 10:30 AM, sharp.”</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">”No problem.” replied Brian, John and Shelley.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">“But first,” Shelley quickly added, “I’m just going to pop up stairs to the loo.”</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Once finished, she pulled the loo handle down and did a quick check. But, much to her <b>embarrassment, </b>the flushing system had not worked. </span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>“Oh dear!” </b>exclaimed the horrified Shelley. “How can this be? Perhaps I didn’t hold the handle down long enough. I will try once more.” </span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Again, she was not successful.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>“Oh no!” </b>cried the distraught, now perspiring Shelley.” Maybe I should try to pull the handle up and down as fast as I can.”</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Poor, poor Shelley. Once again, she was not successful. </span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Shelley could hear the downstair's clock ticking. But, how could she possibly leave with the toilet as it was? Desperately she looked around for the plunger. But, alas, there was not plunger to be found! <b>“What am I to do?” </b>she wailed.</span></span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> No answer came. Shelley thought and thought.<b> “I have it!” </b>She exclaimed. “I will fill the toilet bowl with water, then flush again. Surely all that water will make a difference."</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">But, the water kept dripping through her hands. Shelley was not successful. </span></span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">By now, Shelley’s stress had caused her entire body to drip in sweat. She was no longer shocked, embarrassed, horrified or distraught. Shelley was <b>angry.</b> <b>Very very angry.</b> She viciously kicked the toilet, pulled up and down on the handle as hard as she could while sobbing,” You good for nothing, useless, sorry excuse for a toilet. Why don’t you work for me? </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You worked for John. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You worked for Wendy and Brian. <b>WHY? WHY? WHY?</b>” </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">With one last kick, Shelley dejectedly flung herself on the toilet seat. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 27px;">It was on that very toilet seat where she came up with a plan.</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">“You haven’t done anything to my bathroom, have you?” joked Brian.</span></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">“<b>Oh Ho! Ho! Ho!</b> Don't be silly. </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Everything’s fine. Just fine. John, could you please come up here for a moment?”</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">When John arrived, Shelley quickly explained her dilemma. John began to laugh, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>“Oh Ho! Ho! Ho!”</b></span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">“You must go downstairs, fill a bucket full with water and bring it back up. Don’t tell Wendy and Brian anything as I’m already soaking in <b>embarrassment sweat.</b>"</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">But, when John went outside, he <b>did </b>share with Wendy and Brian. They roared with laughter.<b> “Ho! Ho! Ho!” </b>In fact, they laughed so loud, the entire English country side could hear them.</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Despite her acute embarrassment, Shelley managed to join in the fun. <b>“Oh Ho!</b> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Ho! </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Ho! </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">That John. He is <b>so so</b> very funny. Don’t you find? <b>Ho! Ho! Ho!” </b>But, really, she did <b><u>not</u></b> find it funny.</span><br />
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Despite their entreaties, Shelley refused to leave until the nasty business was finished. She flushed and flushed until finally, she did what she should have done in the very beginning. Yes, boys and girls, <u><b>that.</b></u> And, once she had thoroughly washed her hands, Shelley joined her family and got on with the rest of her vacation.</span></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06889246053433038554noreply@blogger.com0Anstey, Leicestershire LE7, UK52.671727 -1.18840252.6620985 -1.208143 52.681355499999995 -1.168661tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-144309491959019654.post-85845804659754965932012-09-10T07:55:00.003-08:002012-09-15T05:43:25.908-08:00How to Stay Happily Married Tip #10 When Driving to Your Nephew's Wedding, or Anywhere in England for that Matter, Always Bring Your GPS or at Least a Map<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Google</b> <b>Maps:</b> Directions to Cleobury Mortimer DY14 8BS, <b>UK </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b> </b>(where our nephew, Richard is to be married) </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">from Egham, UK - </span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>136 </b>miles.<b> </b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Left side! Left side! <b>Holy S#$%!!!!</b> Drive on the left side!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Whoahhhh!! </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> What <b>are</b> you doing?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> I forgot. Sorry. Sorry. Did you see the look in that guy's eyes? <b>Ha! Ha! Ha!</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> I saw the whites of that guy's eyes. Jesus. Be careful.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> That's what she said.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> <b>Aieeeee!!!!!!</b> Stop!<b> Stop!</b> Don't turn! Car coming from the right!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Right. Right. Holy <b>S@#%!!!!!!!! </b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Oh my God, John, you <b>have</b> to be more careful.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> You're right. You're right. All right?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> I guess so. Look both ways before you pull out.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley and John:</b> Ha! Ha! Ha!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> <b>F@#$$!!!!!!!!</b> That was close. Much closer than before.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: WTF? </b>Are you trying to kill us?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>Of course not. But, look at it this way. That was three near misses. We should be good now. <b>Ha! Ha! Ha!</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> No?... OK.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> What's the junction number we take to get off the <b>M25?</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: 16.</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>And that is for the <b>M?</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: M40.</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>Right.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>What's the junction number we take to get off the <b>M25?</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Hasn't changed. Still <b>M16.</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> For the <b>M5?</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> No. <b>M40.</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>And the junction number we take to get off is?</span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> <b>Holy S@#$!!!!</b> I just told you 5 minutes ago.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> I just want to make sure. If we take the wrong highway...</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Stop stressing. I've got the directions. It's under control.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Do we take the <b>M5 North</b> or the <b>M5 South?</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Hmmm. Not sure.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Can you please just look at the directions?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> I am. It doesn't say. It just says take the<b> M5.</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>What is the next town then?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Droitwitch</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Is it north or south?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: THIS DOESN'T SAY! THIS IS NOT A MAP! </b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> It's coming up! <b>North </b>or <b>South?</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> I don't know.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>Quick. Tell me.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> How am I supposed to...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Just <b>@#$%ing</b> tell me!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> North! Take it. <b>Now!</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> <b>@#$&!</b> I missed it... </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>What's that pinging sound?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> <b>@#$%!</b> We're low on gas. We're going to have to turn off the motorway and find a petrol station.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>What do the directions say?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>Ohhhhhhhhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh...Mmmphhh....</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Shelley, you've got to help.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> I can't. I'm sick from these roads. Pull over. <b>NOW!!!!!!!!</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Oh my God. The gas light's on too. We're almost out. Where the <b>@$%^ </b>are we?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Yesss! There's a petrol station. I'll sort out the petrol. You get the directions.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>Ahhhhhhhhhhh...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>Don't mind my wife. She's not working today. We're a bit lost. Can you help us get to Cleobury?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Attendant:</b> Right. Go round the <b>round about,</b> take the second left, over the <b>bridge,</b> past the <b>bank, </b>past the <b>farm,</b> and a <b>white house, </b>where I used to live, right at the <b>T junction</b>, left at the <b>Cock and Fox Pub</b>, through the high street and<b> blah blah blah blah</b>... Got that?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley: </b>Ahhhhhh....What did he say?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John: </b>I have absolutely no idea.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> <b>Holy S@#%!!!!!!!!</b> Watch out for that lady crossing the road. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> (Winds down window) Sorry. Didn't see you.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Lady:</b> <b>You wanker!!</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> How fast are you driving?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> 40.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> John, I can see what the guy in front of you had for breakfast.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> <b>Aieeeeeee!!!</b> Watch out. He's braking!!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> What an <b>A##$%&*!!!</b> Did you see that? He almost caused an accident. Why do people drive like that? </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> <b>OMG. </b>Are we almost there? I'm so sick. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> You have the directions. Read them.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> But, it doesn't have the names of any towns on it. Just <b>roads and intersections. </b>We should have bought a <b>map </b>or rented the <b>GPS system. </b>But oh no...</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> <b>You </b>told me that <b>you</b> could get us there with that.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> <b>I </b>did not. Today was the first time <b>I</b> ever saw this useless piece of...</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Maybe I can figure it out. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Oh. Like that will help. You couldn't find your way out of a paper bag.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Is that right, Captain C. Scott?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley:</b> Who?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>John:</b> Never mind. We're here!! There's my sister. Smile.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Sister-in-law</b> <b>Wendy:</b> How was your journey?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Shelley</b> <b>and</b> <b>John:</b> Brilliant.</span><br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Total Time: About 5 hours.</span></b><br />
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